The Summary of your answers is as follows
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Now click on the description below that you have the most answers for below:
Mostly "a" answers Lois Pain
Mostly "b" answers Attila The Hungry
Mostly "c" answers Scary Poppins
Mostly "d" answers Weeping Beauty
Mostly "e" answers Lizzie Warden
It's possible – in fact, likely – for you to present more than one "personality," so be sure to read all the relevant and terrifying descriptions.
Lois Pain
You hit the PMS lottery! Everything hurts–and you make sure everyone knows it! You pop Motrin like M&Ms,(by the pound),and for a few days every month you wear nothing but a heating pad and a scowl. When loved ones suggest exercise and fresh air,you walk briskly to the door and show them out! Frequent urination has forced you to put a mailbox and a George Foreman Grill in the master bath. And, how 'bout a little vinegar with that oil? Your complexion is so greasy the only thing that keeps your glasses from sliding off is the giant zit on your nose.
Attila The Hungry
For you, God can be found in a glazed donut. You'd sell your soul for another slice of pie. Hell, you'd sell your kids for more chocolate pudding. The Tasmanian Devil has nothing on you.Whirring around the kitchen like a tornado with a mouth, you chomp through slabs of barbeque beef or piles of brownies like a chainsaw. You're a salivating, mayonnaise-gulping ravenous madwoman, who'd stab anyone reaching for the last piece of bacon. The neighborhood all-you-can-eat buffet has barred you for life. The rest of the month is spent nibbling a lettuce leaf and some cottage cheese to make up for the beast's binge
Scary Poppins
A spoonful of sugar helps the mood stabilizers go down. Also known as Miss Wiggy, your premenstrual persona contemplates the meaning of life one moment and the next, is enraged over the preempting of a soap opera. Family members have suggested name tags for your different personalities. Trying to keep up with your fickle feelings during PMS is like watching ping pong champions on speed. Planning anything – a wedding, oil change or a bikini wax – should probably be avoided during this time
Weeping Beauty
For a few days every month, you leave a puddle everywhere you go. Because the clubbing of baby seals and running out of hair mousse provoke the same flood of tears, relatives are clueless what to do to help—other than follow you around with a sponge and Visine.During your visit to this PMS fun zone, referring to you as overly sensitive in an understatement.Since anything from Nora Jones to Marilyn Manson CDs can trigger a torrent, its wise to pass up a soundtrack to your suffering. Although you've learned to do numerous tasks while the face faucets are stuck on full blast, calligraphy and candle lighting are a bitch
Lizzie warden
Prisoners of the hell you inflict would find Alcatraz more comfortable. After all, if you're suffering, why shouldn't everyone else suffer, too? Is a little revenge really such a bad thing? Sarcasm is another service you offer. Your husband suggests you get a part-time job, and you respond, I already work very hard at making your life miserable! The bumper sticker on your car reads: Hows My Driving? Call 1-800 KISS MY ASS. Until this stage passes, nothing is right: the house needs painting,your car's too old, the dog is ugly, the neighbors are Nazis
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